Galactic Coasters

$12.00

Galactic Coasters: Choose Your Allegiance

Whether you’re negotiating a trade deal in a dim cantina or just trying to keep condensation from ruining your mahogany coffee table, do it with the authority of the Force. These aren’t your average flimsy cardboard coasters; these are heavy-duty, laser-engraved natural slate—built to survive a kessel run (or at least a very long movie marathon).

Why They’re Better Than a Thermal Detonator:

  • Rugged Aesthetic: Each coaster features a "raw" chiseled edge, ensuring no two sets are exactly alike. It’s that organic, "found-on-another-planet" look.

  • Precision Engraving: We’ve used high-powered lasers to etch the icons of the Galactic Empire, the Rebel Alliance, the Mythosaur, and the Jedi Order with crisp, permanent detail.

  • Furniture Friendly: They come equipped with soft padded feet on the bottom, because even a Sith Lord knows that scratches on the table are a path to the dark side.

  • Naturally Absorbent: Slate handles drips and spills like a pro, keeping your surfaces dry while you focus on the high ground.

The Lineup:

  1. The Cog: For those who prefer order, discipline, and efficient interior design.

  2. The Starbird: For the dreamers and the rebels who don’t mind a little chaos with their coffee.

  3. The Mythosaur: For the ones who live by the Creed (and need something sturdy for their spiked spotchka).

  4. The Jedi Crest: For the calm, the collected, and the tea drinkers

Galactic Coasters: Choose Your Allegiance

Whether you’re negotiating a trade deal in a dim cantina or just trying to keep condensation from ruining your mahogany coffee table, do it with the authority of the Force. These aren’t your average flimsy cardboard coasters; these are heavy-duty, laser-engraved natural slate—built to survive a kessel run (or at least a very long movie marathon).

Why They’re Better Than a Thermal Detonator:

  • Rugged Aesthetic: Each coaster features a "raw" chiseled edge, ensuring no two sets are exactly alike. It’s that organic, "found-on-another-planet" look.

  • Precision Engraving: We’ve used high-powered lasers to etch the icons of the Galactic Empire, the Rebel Alliance, the Mythosaur, and the Jedi Order with crisp, permanent detail.

  • Furniture Friendly: They come equipped with soft padded feet on the bottom, because even a Sith Lord knows that scratches on the table are a path to the dark side.

  • Naturally Absorbent: Slate handles drips and spills like a pro, keeping your surfaces dry while you focus on the high ground.

The Lineup:

  1. The Cog: For those who prefer order, discipline, and efficient interior design.

  2. The Starbird: For the dreamers and the rebels who don’t mind a little chaos with their coffee.

  3. The Mythosaur: For the ones who live by the Creed (and need something sturdy for their spiked spotchka).

  4. The Jedi Crest: For the calm, the collected, and the tea drinkers